jealousocci achievous

2006-04-12T18:55:34+02:00

Junta around here psyche me. The more I get involved in the proceedings here, the more I get psyched. This night I happened to see a cricket match between our hostel and some other. It was due to outstanding performance by one of our players(we call him ‘guntur’) that we won the match. Batsmen in the field did not get the slightest chance to exchange their places, in the overs bowled by guntur, and when they tried their asses hard they had to exchange with those in pavilion. After the match the struggle started in myself. Each time a person achieves something the struggle starts in me. Till now, I could find no medicine for this disease which I acquired at the start of my college life. One thing about this disease is interesting. Many junta seems to have this, and all those who have it, did not have any attack of it in their schooling. Many of my observations have confirmed this. Now I will describe the symptoms of this disease.

Symptoms of Jealousocci Achievus:
1.longing for discovering something.
2.feeling restless at academic achievements of others: for example: projects and papers published by others.
3.more so is the restlessness, when the person who is stud in acads, is a stud in basketball also.
4.having a burning desire that junta should think that you are a stud.
5.more than 4, u have a desire to actually become a stud.
6.not understanding the meaning of the words like ‘stud’,‘godlevel’ etc. frequently u land up asking yourself the question “ who actually is stud?”.
7.whenever u see a nine pointer u tend to think---“ machchaa, I am not putting enough fight da. If I start putting fight, these nine pointys will be in gutters.”

I am sure that many who read till here feel that they also have jealousocci achievous. Now, notice that in the symptom list the words ‘stud’ and ‘godlevel’ are not well defined. I really donot know what they mean, but iam sure that those reading this can make some sense out of it. Sometimes I used to get a feeling that those junta who donot have jealousocci are studs. But this feeling is short living. I used to struggle very hard at times to understand the meaning of those. Never did I consult a psychiatrist, for I was shy( I think this also is a symptom of jealosocci). After N struggles I found a medicine for the disease. It is very easy to get out of the infection by taking this medicine. It is this-- ‘ you have to believe that those junta who are not a victim of jealosocci are studs.’ Belive me. It works! After I had the dose of the medicine, I started to feel that I am a stud. It is the burning desire to tell u this, that made me write this.

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